D. Sixth.

I'm feeling awfully scatterbrained today.

So I thought Id try something different.

Andy's random thoughts, yeah?

-do you think coca-cola only tried cocaine in their drink because of the name coincidence?

-I could never be cop for the simple fact that i HATE slow drivers in front of me.

-I hope I always have something to wait for.

-bitch would be the ultimate insult to a cat.

-As soon as i become a millionaire

I'm going to Wal-mart and buying all the cool nick nacks that i long for.

especially the weird expensive toys.

-I hate roommates. And i don't even have any. never have.

-My mom has turned into one of my best friends.

which is cool.

except, i dont have a mom anymore.

-I'm addicted to sugar. there. happy? admitting is the first step.

- i just dont like children. it may be because ive worked in retail for forever.

....

Okay, so D is the letter of the evening...

Ive got the first one for our levely innuendo for tonights entertainment,

which must be diddle, of course.

ahaha, and i just thought of the other.

Goodnight! Off to diddle the dolla-maker! ;)

C. Fifth.

crayons rock my world.

I bought a 120 pack of Crayola Crayons the other night.

And a lady my age shouldn't get THAT excited about crayons and coloring books.

Minus that little incident, I'm really trying to get my act together.

For the past two days Ive been job hunting.

I didn't get fired or anything (not yet anyway)

but, like i said in my other little rant,

I'm only working Sundays and Mondays right now.

Soo..... I kinda have the rest of the week where im sitting around being lazy.

Not that i don't like doing that, cuz trust me

I DO,

but I'm also very very broke.

And my car's broken.

(it doesnt even go in reverse.

and you don't realize how much you use reverse til you dont have it.)

ending conclusion being that i need a new one.

Last night I dreamt I had a huge penis.

And that I came all over a sheep.

And there were boxes of priests and rabis.

er... something. I dunno.

My point is that I had a weird dream.

And ALOT of other people Ive been talking to have been having weird dreams lately.

Jeremey was telling me of some weird ones he had.

Even some that came true.

sorta.

In a strange twisted parrallel universe sorta way.

Anywho.

I'm thinking it's a conspiracy.

My mom is SURE it's because the worlds ending in 2012.

But she also see's UFO's every time she drives at night....

soo.....

I'd love to hear weird, vivid, dream stories if you have any.

My innuendo letter for today is C.

Comfort and Clam.

AHAHAHAHA....

I'm so proud of myself.

Tonight I shall Comfort the Clam!

ah tsk tsk for anyone not laughing right now.

Goodnight!